The Horror Movie Survival Guide

The Horror Movie Survival Guide
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Great survival book for Horror fans

Totally funny and a must read!!

This book is awesome!!!!!!

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The Horror Movie Survival Guide
Matteo Molinari , and Jim Kamm
Manufacturer: Berkley Trade
ProductGroup: Book
Binding: Paperback

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ASIN: 0425178412
Release Date: 2001-04-10

Book Description

From the scream of Psycho to the psycho of Scream-The Horror Movie Survival Guide is your essential source for information on the creatures and monsters that darken your daydreams and stalk your nightmares. Separated into five identifiable categories-aliens, beasts, creations, psychopaths, and the supernatural-each horrific entity is presented with a full description, an overview of unnatural habits, and tips on how to destroy it.

This essential survival guide also includes:

• A directory of the scariest films
• 30 photos of the creepiest monsters
• Body count index of the deadliest killers
• Feeding habits of the hungriest eaters
• Trivia on the biggest blockbusters: Alien, The Blair Witch Project, The Blob, Dracula, The Fly, Frankenstein, Halloween, Jaws, John Carpenter's The Thing, Jurassic Park, King Kong, Little Shop of Horrors, A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Terminator, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, War of the Worlds... and many more.

So the next time you're confronted by the supernatural, the extraterrestrial, or the unclassifiable, look in here for all the facts-and run like hell!

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book description.......2006-07-08

this book is awesome, wicked cool photos and biological articles. you guys should read this book

Great survival book for Horror fans.......2004-03-19

It doesen't get any better than this, this book covers monsters, psycho's, aliens, Zombies, mutants and anything else you can think of. Be prepared for what ever lurks out inthe woods, under your bed, in your town, or under your sink it's all here! Enjoy!

Totally funny and a must read!!.......2002-11-07

This book is hilarious. It runs downs numerous monsters/killers from well known and not so well known horror and sci-fi movies. The run down has the movie it was from, a quote from the film, the habitat, origin, behavior, cravings, how dangerous they are, how to kill them, their current status, and the body count of their victims. That is all well and good, but they way they explain some of is it done in a very humorus way. I'll be honest and say I wasn't expecting much when I ordered it, because I got it with another order. But when I started reading it, I was incredibly happy that I got it. I highly recommend it!!

This book is awesome!!!!!!.......2001-06-05

This book is good readin'.Even though it doesn't cover every single movie ever made, the selection of monsters was great.If you have ran out of horror movies to see, get this. Note:If anybody knows where to find the film Basket Case, include it in your review. Note 2: You can find a lot of these films at Blockbuster.

none.......2001-04-16

The Horror Movie Survival Guide is a must have read for horror buffs, and those just needing to hone up on their monsters. This indispensible guide is insightful, fact-filled, and chalked with campy humor, just like those schlocky B movies we all know and love. A handy reference guide for ridding yourself of monsters the right way. Shelve this one between Dr Spock's Baby Care Guide and Miss Manners Fine Etiquette... Gary S. Potter Author/Poet.

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Great Gift
this book rocks
Good Humor
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The B-Movie Survival Guide
Gary Cook , Debbie Rochon , and Peter Schmideg
Manufacturer: E I Independent Cinema
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A comprehensive guide to the in's and out's of finding a way to live till the final credits.These tips have been compiled by top experts in the field,the swamp,the old hotel,the laboratory,the abandoned house and especially the summer camp. 72 illustated pages plus inside stories from B-Movie directors,producers and film stars, plus a forward by Joe Bob Briggs.

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Great Gift.......2003-12-16

Received this book as a birthday gift seeing I was born on Oct. 31st, and really enjoyed it! Great table book for friends to flip through while you're in the john.

this book rocks.......2002-10-06

If you are looking for a serious book to learn the craft of acting, there are plenty of those in the library.
If you are looking for the most unique look at b-movie making available as told by the people who know the most, buy this book!
It's quick, funny, and gives you an insight that you cannot find elsewhere.

Good Humor.......2002-08-27

I enjoyed the book. Reading it was like watching a b-horror movie with your smart alex friend who loves to give timely sarcastic comments. It was light hearted, fun humor and the comments from the movie insiders were revealing and funny.

Fun with Fright.......2000-07-01

To find the true measure of this tongue-in-cheek horror movie book, put it on your coffee table and use it to compare notes while watching a monster/horror flick. This thing is dead-on...and funny! The hilarious intro, written by drive-in movie expert Joe Bob Briggs, is worth the price of the book. You can easily use B-Movie Survival Guide to set up beer drinking games while yelling at the screen. (example -- drink a beer every time someone opens the cellar door.) Killer (no pun intended) illustrations, too.

Well Worth The Purchase.......2000-06-30

I totally enjoyed this book. I thought the cartoons were fun, the jokes are cute and the celebrity stories added a lot. People always pick it up off my coffee table and say how clever it is, so for that alone it was worth purchasing. Be cool buy this book!

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Packaged with a pair of plush, paste-on sideburns, a ring, and a pair of Elvis sunglasses, this is the must-have kit for every Elvis wannabe. Whether the goal is small (to imitate Elvis authentically at a party) or lofty (to take the stage at an Elvis tribute artist event) this complete guide to reincarnation as the King takes readers step by step through the metamorphosis. Topics include:
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• And much more!

Read sage advice and testimonials from professional Elvis tribute artists, pick up little-known facts about your idol, and cash in on the subtle secrets to achieving the essence of Elvis.

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Fun Kit - Not to be Taken Seriously.......2007-03-30

We had a lot of fun with this kit, but I don't think that it would be useful to a "real" Elvis Tribute Artist. It's great for family entertainment or if you're having a 50s party. There are some interesting suggestions and a guide to videos to watch if you want to take it further.

The Elvis Impersonation Kit - Laura Lee.......2007-01-09

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Elvis Handbook
Tara McAdams
Manufacturer: M Q Publications
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Binding: Hardcover

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Be Elvis! A Guide to Impersonating the King

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Buy it, fans of the King!
He's a hunka-hunka burning showman!!
THIS NEEDED TO BE WRITTEN
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Be Elvis! A Guide to Impersonating the King
Rick Marino , and Adam Woog
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spangly sunglasses, this hilarious yet practical step-by-step guide will enchant everyone who's ever wanted to capture the flashy and seductive charm of Elvis.

Learn from Rick what it's really like to be the King, from the peanut butter and banana sandwiches and bellbottoms to the adoring fans, from the scent of Elvis' favorite cologne to the way it feels to slip into your own gem-studded jumpsuit, and much, much more!

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Buy it, fans of the King!.......2002-02-06

Great mirrored cover, a must for the completist.Very entertaining!

He's a hunka-hunka burning showman!!.......2001-07-16

Being from Jacksonville, and a big fan of Rick's, I recommend this book for everyone whether you want to be Elvis, Priscilla or Lisa Marie!! Full of memorable pics of Elvis, Rick performing and pics of him with Celebs like Sarah Jessica Parker from "Honeymoon in Vegas". The book is colorful, entertaining and fun for any library! Rick is the "King" of showman himself, so slip into your blue suede shoes, lean back relax and enjoy "Be Elvis" - it rocks just like Rick and the forever King!

THIS NEEDED TO BE WRITTEN.......2000-12-06

As a collector of the unusual , I found this highly entertaining. I have seen plenty of Elvis impersonators in my day, and this struck me as amazing that there is a how to book...

A great gift for an elvis fans everywhere

Fascinating Details About Elvis and His Impersonators.......2000-10-23

"Wise men say, only fools rush in. But I can't help falling in love with you." That should help put you in the mood for reading this review. "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!"

Although this book is about impersonating Elvis, I was intrigued about the many details about how Elvis achieved his effects on his audience.

The author is an Elvis impersonator who is president of the Elvis Impersonators International Association. You will learn almost everything you need to know to look, sound, and act like Elvis in a way that will stimulate those who meet you. After this book is widely read, Elvis sightings should definitely soar!

You get instructions for creating your own Elvis costume for around $170 (if you do your own sewing and can rent some blue suede shoes). If you are like me, you didn't know that Elvis used lots of make-up in his stage appearances. You will learn how to put that make-up on yourself, as well as dye your hair the right color (yes, Elvis dyed his hair, too).

If you are simply a loyal Elvis fan, you can be more like him by using only the products he did (Brut, Colgate toothpaste, Wella Balsam shampoo, Neutrogena soap, Scope and Listerine), so you can smell as nice as he always did.

The book contains instructions for making your entrance, putting together songs in the way Elvis would have done, and making a splashy exit. I never would have thought of hiring people to pretend to be your bodyguards.

You are cautioned to keep your act and costuming in sync.

If you do decide to become an impersonator, you get lots of marketing advice as well.

After Elvis died, many people resented impersonators. Since then, many people hunger for more Elvis and the impersonators have gotten better. Somewhere between 3,000 and 10,000 people now do Elvis impersonations. After this book, that number and quality will surely grow.

There is a lot of good humor in the book about what it is like to be an impersonator. Sometimes you can pick up tickets left for Elvis at the box office. Other times you may get a chance to advise on or appear in a movie, as the author did.

The many wonderful photographs of Elvis make this book fun to look at for Elvis fans.

There was only one let-down. The author says, "I firmly believe Elvis is dead." Maybe I'll have to go see an impersonator show after all.

You can enjoy this book as a serious look at Elvis, as a serious look at being an Elvis impersonator, or simply as good humored fun. In any dimension, you'll enjoy yourself!

After you have finished reading and enjoying your Elvis reveries, I suggest that you think about what else may be missing from your life that you once greatly enjoyed. How can you recapture that? This may mean revisiting old haunts, taking on new "old" experiences, or making new friends who share the old preferences. In any event, allow yourself to be real about what you once enjoyed. You can enjoy your youth at any age!

"Uh, thankya, thankya . . . very much!"

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